TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ... MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' __________________________________________________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. __________________________________________________________________
now tis 1 is my favourite!!check this out!lol
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher ___________________________________________________________________
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital. Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home "bao"(包) his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?" Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!"
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eatpeanut ai mai?" Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!"
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then AhBeng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: "Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?" Grandma: "No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!" Ah Beng: "Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?" Grandma: "No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ahma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!"
The youngest Astro Star Quest(ASQ) CHAMPION winner ever.
Got her victory at the age of 18,in year 2008, and broke the chain of 10 years male champions since 1998.
Currently a performing artiste/ singer and a student.
Astro新秀2008总冠军。
她于18岁获得此荣耀，是历年来最年轻的新秀冠军，并打破了新秀10年男冠军的魔咒。
现为学生艺人／歌手。
超经典！ XD
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